Greeting #4 is done and ready for sending out to that one person you just don't really like..... send it anonymously or be brave and admit to those you curse!!

The Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee (NMRGC) Proudly Presents:
NAKED MOLE RAT GREETINGS

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NEW!! We will be starting a CLUB for Naked Mole Rats! If you would like to join, all you have to do is send us a note! We will just collect members to begin with, and once we reach 20 people, we will begin with activities (i.e. drawing contests, poetry, stories, etc.)! If you do not want to be in the club directly, but you support our cause, send us a note and we will put you under our 'Support' list!! Thanks, hope to get some notes soon!!

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OFFICIAL CREATORS OF ~NakedMoleRat

aka

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NAKED MOLE RAT CLUB MEMBERS!!

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Naked Mole Rat Master Greeters
Greeter # 1 ~MemoriesOfRain
Greeter # 3 ~BornToBrewUpStorms


Official Greeters
Greeter # 4 ~lonelyxangel

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NEW!!
Naked Mole Rat Birthdays!
Send us a note with your birth date, and the Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee will be sure you get a Happy Birthday note on your special day! You are also welcome to sign up your friends! In sending us your birth date / your friends’ birth dates, you / your friends will receive the ‘Naked Mole Rat Birthday Song’ and happy birthday wishes! If you want to send out a birthday note to a friend, we suggest you use NMR Greeting # 3. We cannot send out personalized notes UNLESS you use Greeting # 3! Thanks!


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Random Naked Mole Rat Greeting

This Naked Mole Rat Greeting is sent out to random deviantart people! It is used to bring people here, and it has obviously worked, because you are reading this! Now please take some time and choose one or more NMRG to send to your friend(s)!

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We of the Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee would like to congratulate you for being a random person! In doing so, you have received our ‘Random Naked Mole Rat Greeting’ (RNMRG)!
The purpose of the RNMRG, my esteemed friend, is to spread the word of the Naked Mole Rat! Your job is now to visit ~NakedMoleRat and select which of several flavors of NMR Greetings you would like to send to your friends and/or rivals!
You have the choice of either being exposed as the NMRG sender, or we will hide your identity and the greeting will be completely anonymous!
All you must do is choose a greeting and send us a note with the recipient’s DeviantArt username, along with any text you want added to the greeting! All we ask is that Greetings to rivals not be too graphic or despicable!
And once again, thank you for being a random person! Spread the word of the Naked Mole rat, and peace out!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee

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Naked Mole Rat Greeting # 1 (Recommended for Friends)

This NMRG is used primarily for friends. Send one or twenty out today!

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This is an official Naked Mole Rat Greeting, sent to you by ~(your username here)! I would feel warm and fuzzy inside if I were you, for not everyone receives a Naked Mole Rat Greeting, let alone an official one! ~(your username here) cared enough about you to take the time to send this out! Why don’t you take the time to send one back (we have several flavors of NMRG to choose from!) to the sender of this greeting, and maybe some of your other friends!
(OPTIONAL) ~ Here is a message that ~(your username here) would like to send to you! ~message here… no limit on length~

Nothing puts a smile on someone’s face like a hairless little rat! Send your friends one today!
Choose your custom Naked Mole Rat Greeting at ~NakedMoleRat
Have a rodent packed day!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee and ~(your username here)

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Naked Mole Rat Greeting # 2, available in Pig Latin (make your friends figure it out!), or plain English. (Recommended for Friends)

This is another NMRG is used as a joke for friends.

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English Version

Greetings to you from ~(your username here)!! This, my friend, is an Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting! Aren’t you lucky? Hasn’t this just made your day? ~(your username here) thought of YOU when they saw the word ‘Naked Mole Rat’! Aren’t you flattered? I certainly would be!
(OPTIONAL) ~ Here is a message that ~(your username here) wanted you to receive!
~message here…. No limit on length~

Now, why don’t you get your gear in order and visit ~NakedMoleRat and send out some greetings of your own! We have a few different flavors to choose from!
Have a dazzling day full of rodents!!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee and ~(your username here)

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Pig Latin Version

Eetingsgray otay ouyay omfray our~(your username here)!! Isthay, myay iendfray, isyay anyay Officialyay Akednay Olemay Atray Eetinggray! Arenyay’t ouyay uckylay? Asnhay’t isthay ustjay ademay ouryay ayday? ~(your username here) oughtthay ofyay OUyay enwhay eythay awsay ethay ordway aked‘Nay Olemay Atray’! Arenyay’t ouyay atteredflay? Iyay ertainlycay ouldway ebay!
(OPTIONAL) ~ Erehay isyay ayay essagemay atthay ~(your username here) antedway ouyay otay eceiveray! (Here is a message that ~(your username here) wanted you to receive!)
~message here…. No limit on length… can be in Pig Latin, English, Russian, whatever~

Ownay, whyay onday’t ouyay etgay ouryay eargay inyay orderyay andyay isitvay ~NakedMoleRat andyay endsay outyay omesay eetingsgray ofyay ouryay ownyay! Eway avehay ayay ewfay ifferentday avorsflay otay oosechay omfray! Avehay ayay azzlingday ayday ullfay ofyay odentsray!!
Ignedsay,
Ethay Officialyay Akednay Olemay Atray Eetinggray Ommitteecay andyay ~(your username here)

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Naked Mole Rat Greeting # 3 (For Birthdays)

Here is a nice NMR Birthday Greeting for anyone!

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The Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee has been sent by ~(your username here) to wish you a Happy Mole Rat Birthday!!

*Slaps a sombrero on your head, hands you a pair of maracas*
One, two, three, four. Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you. We wish it was our birthday so we could party, too. Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true, we send a Naked Mole Rat - to bake a cake for you!

(OPTIONAL) ~ Here is a birthday message from ~(your username here) to you!
~message here, no limit in length~

We of the Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee would like to congratulate you for making it through another year! Keep up the good work, and stay away from those poachers!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee and ~(your username here)

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Greeting # 4 is currently under construction, and cannot be sent out yet. Thank you for your patience.

Naked Mole Rat Greeting # 4 (For that one person you just don’t get along with)

This greeting can be sent to people with whom you clash with. You can choose to either reveal yourself as the sender, or remain anonymous. All we ask is that you do not get to graphic with what you say! Also, no death threats.

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Thou rump-fed swag-bellied apple-john!! This is an Official Naked Mole Rat Curse, bestowed upon thee by ~(your username here if you choose NOT to remain anonymous )! You must have done something exceedingly distasteful to have been sent a Naked Mole Rat Curse! May the guilt of this curse rankle in your soul, evildoer.
(OPTIONAL) ~ sender's message here, no limit on length~
We, The Official Naked Mole Rat Committee, would like to wish you a pleasant day, in spite of your newly found curse. Sometimes, being an idiot just cannot be helped. Unfortunately, it is your turn to be one. And for some reason, it won’t go away... Redeem thyself by spreading the word of the Naked Mole Rat!!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee and ~(your username here, if you choose NOT to remain anonymous)


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Affiliates!!!



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We are currently working on the construction of more NMRGs! We have several plans, but we are also interested in the ideas of the public! Please send us a note if you have any suggestions/critique for the site (may include layouts, greetings, avatar, or anything!)
Thanks for your patience!
Signed,
The Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee